i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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i saw a post that said ‘hannibal as a metaphor for capitalism’ and i thought it said ‘hannibal as a metaphor for cannibalism’ and i was like “buddy, have i got news for you”
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At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
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My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
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the only thing i have going for me in life is that im not addicted to heroin
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every sentence is a sexual innuendo if u think long and hard about it anal sex
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im done
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if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
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